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Tikriausiai šianakt viršijau visas nesąmonių sapnavimo ribas. Kai papasakojau kolegai išvadino psichiškai nestabiliu ir paklausė ar man nelaikas kreiptis pas psichologą (reiks už tokius žodžius, jį vakare nugalėti žaidžiant pula).

 

So here's the story. Sėdim prie laužo su tuo pačiu kolega, kuris pasūlė nueit pas psichologą, kažkur miške, prie laužo. Ir staiga sužinau, kad mano šuo padare kažkokį žiaurų nusikaltimą. Iš tamsos išnyra mūsų darbo ūkvedys, su evil šypsena ir didžiuliu kirviu. Sako, “Jūsų šuniui, dabar bus nukirsta galva”. Pasiima šunį ir jį išsineša. Po kurio laiko grįžta, iš kišenės išsitraukia maišelį, o jame šuns galva. Į burną sugrūsta šuns uodega, o jos galas kyšo pro gerklę (ten kur jau kaklas turėtų būti). Atiduoda man tą maišelį ir sako, “Va, čia prie tavo šuns kūno prisiuvau kitą galvą. Kadangi prisiuvau mažo šuniuko galvą, nesitikėk, kad iš pradžių jis gerai valdys kūną”. Ir akurat, paimu tą šunį, o jis toks kledaruojantis visas, nestabiliai vaikštantis.

 

Grįžtu namo su šuns galva maišelyje ir nauju šunimi, žiūriu prie sienos prikaltos tapkės. O iš kito kambario maniškė šaukia “Mane pakomentavo 1600 žmonių!”. Papasakoju jai istorija apie tai kas nutiko su šunimi, ji labai nusimena. Abu nusprendžiam kad galvą reikia palaidoti kieme, o kai pakankamai išgulės žemėje, kaukolę parsinešti namo. Taip pat parodau naująjį šunį, ir taip pat abu nusprendžiam, kad šį reikia nugalabyti.

 

Toliau berods prabudau. Pirma mintis prabudus buvo, kad naują šunį tai tingėsiu mokyti sysiojimo ir kitų gero elgesio ypatybių.

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  1.   Anonymous rašė:

    "O iš kito kambario maniškė šaukia "Mane pakomentavo 1600 žmonių!"."

    :)))

    Sitoj vietoj balsu susijuokiau :))))

    Del psichologijos - bbd :) As pora savaiciu sapnavau kaip veziojuos lavonus bagazinej, nuvezu i kazkokia istaiga, sudeda juos i stalciu, paskui po kurio laiko man juos vel pasiimt reik ir veziot.

    Ir po ju buvo sapnai apie siaip mesos gabala, toki is kurio steak'a darytum, turejau veziot bagazinej ir ziuret, kad nesugestu.

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    Na neminint kokio puslirtrio antifrizo, ir kitu reikalingu skysciu :)

    A, dar atsarginis ratas su gesintuvu - bet kaip sako 'no surprises here'.

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